50 First Dates

I am really forgetful. I don’t say that like most people do as in “Oh, I forgot to get bananas when I was at the grocery store” or “I forgot her phone number”. I’m forgetful on a whole other level.

I forget what I needed from upstairs by the time I get to the top of the stairs.

I forget someone’s name immediately after they tell me their name.

I can be in the shower telling myself to do something the second I get out and 30 seconds later I completely forget whatever it is I needed to do.

Unfortunately, I also forget to tell people Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary even when I’ve been thinking about it all morning or all day.

I’m sure my husband could go on and on about all the things I’ve forgotten during our history together but to be honest, I don’t remember any more.

Blake says, “My whole life is like 50 First Dates.”