Right after Kelly Clarkson finishes singing the national anthem, my neighbor Todd says: “That wasn’t even the national anthem. I wonder who’s gonna sing that next?”
Me: “Todd, that was the national anthem.”
Todd: “I don’t know, I’m from Puerto Rico!”
Todd’s wife, Lisa: “He was born in Puerto Rico… he moved here when he was two.”
Oh, Todd.
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