Oh Walmart…

The following conversation summarizes all of my past experiences with the terror of smiley faces commonly known as Walmart but more widely known as discount hell:

Me: “Excuse me, do you know where I would find a Santa hat?”

Walmart Employee, in a tone that indicated to me that the answer was not only obvious but that I was also wasting her precious time by taking 2 seconds to answer my question: “Well, did you check Lawn and Garden?”

Oh, of course.

Why didn’t I look there first???

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