ick.

I work with kids, mostly young kids, and yesterday this energetic 3 year-old was sitting at the table with me and all of a sudden he sneezes and snot comes slipping out of his nose. I say slipping, because it was a (I kid you not) 2 inch long strand of snot that hung down to his chin and was about the width of a pencil. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. After this slippage occurred, he promtply sucked it back up into his nose. ugh.

I am obviosuly not a mother. My mom probably would’ve just wiped his face with her hand.