Please…

The Roommate, a friend, and I are relaxing in the living room after work, obviously not wanting to do anything that requires expending energy.

The Roommate: Can you make me some brownies?

Me: What?

The Roommate: Make me some brownies. We have brownie mix!

Me: No, I’m not gonna make you brownies.

The Roommate: If we have brownie mix, will you make me brownies?

Me: No.

The Roommate: Then, will you make me a milkshake?